Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the water! So its take 2 in the blog department, lets see what happens.
Can something interesting be made out of the absolutley mundane? Of course it can! Headline news occurs when a member of the pets of the Royal Family kicks the bucket so anything is possible to generate some excitement. The sick thing is some people actually consider that to be news.
The latest thing on everyone's mind is Dick Cheney's shooting of his lawyer friend instead of a quail. Dan Quayle has apparently stated that he fears for his life however it will not jeopardise the future's being better tomorrow. Chuck Norris when asked mentioned that if he was there in the place of Whittington, he would have roundhouse kicked the bullets, Cheney and the quails all in one kick.
In other interesting news some guy decided to streak during a curling match in Italy. Unfortunately charges of indecent exposure had to be dropped because my father - the only person bored enough to watch curling - was out at the time. Suffice to say the guy must have been a tad self conscious. If he really wants to make an impact next time, the superbowl or soccer world cup finals may be a better option
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